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May 3, 2021

In this week's episode, the FM crew embark on their annual Forever Midnight camping trip! After hiking to the marsh and roasting some mallows, your homies find themselves being chased through the woods by a couple of feral knucklehead brothers and their wiley, neckbraced Mom.  Realizing that their only path to survival is to fight back, the FM3 gather what weapons they can find and proceed to make mincemeat out of these shitbillies. While the crew take a sec to catch their breath, unbeknownst to them a butthole-eared SheSquatch is waiting in the bushes, getting ready to jump their bones. Happy "Mother's Day" (1980), I guess!